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my #GiveMeMoney was taken over by a kickstarter

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my website has been “Coming soon” since Bush was in office.

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my pop up boxes just say “No.”

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I thought a GUI was what came out after squishing a buggy.

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just putting fields to enter your credit card details doesn’t constitute a website to some people.

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I thought CMS was a cable channel.

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when I was told I needed a solid back end I started to do squats.

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I didn’t know there was HTML2 through 4.

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flaming text from CoolText isn’t working like it did in 2001.

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404 Error isn’t a problem with my fax machine.

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“contact me” link in my PDF goes to “mailto: insert email here”

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I thought PHP was something you got with a prescription.

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when showing product images to a client on my phone he swiped to many times and saw my nude beach selfie.

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my DVD presentation was called “retro”

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my client database is still a rolodex

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my hyperlinks are the same color as my body text and I can’t even find them.

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“find me on the wind” isn’t acceptable anymore. It used to be cool

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someone asked me about Drupal and I checked to see if my fly was open.

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I still think Comic Sans is a fun font choice.

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my server told me I needed support so I tied a rope to it.

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when asked for my logo RGB I said “I don’t have any.”

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leaving my number on public restroom walls is attracting the wrong type of clients.

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I thought a site map was what Google Maps used.

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my Flash site called me “out dated”

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“trust me” isn’t cutting it when my clients want to see the product.

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even hipsters don’t like my smoke signal call to action

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the colors I chose don’t cause screen bleed but more screen screams.

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I thought HTML was an abbreviation for Hamilton Airport

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I can’t remember my geocities login.

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someone wanted me on Periscope and I don’t own a submarine.

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I thought WordPress was how they printed newspapers.

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because I think auto play website music is still a good idea.

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there are so many pop ups on my current site I can’t find the actual page.

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my GIFS look like Jiff….peanut butter.

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I thought cell padding was what scientist did to DNA.

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I sent a link in an email to a file I had on my desktop…and it didn’t work.

Our Core Team

Graphic Designer Sunshine Coast

Helen Hale

Creative, hard-working, open-minded, positive, dead-line oriented, experienced, trying to use new and develop own methods and approaches. Helen is our leader in the US market. She is based in Atlanta, GA

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Alex Merenkov

Alex has over ten years experience as a web programmer and has worked with clients in Australia, the UK, USA, Netherlands and Switzerland. He has a master’s degree in computer sciences and works as a head of I Need Website. Alex is passionate about helping small and medium sized businesses develop unique ways to grow…

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Galina M.

Galina spends most of her time working on branding and illustration. She has worked with high profile brands and digital agencies to create the best engagement and user experience.

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